Or at least things you
need to think
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
never whittle towards you and never spit against the wind.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
putting it back in.
ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to
thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog
Be cautious in
choosing a mate,
don't go settlin' for one who
can't open the gate.
A mountain lion felt so good after eating an entire bull he
He kept it up until a hunter came along
and shot him...........
When you're full of bull,
keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Don't squat with your spurs
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
If you find yourself in a hole,
the first thing to do is stop digging.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream
from the herd.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of
cowboys: The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by
observation. And the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.