Rope Fever

Most cowboys will rope anything that wears hair

From a new born calf to a cinnamon bear

There's even some cowpokes so full of rope spunk

They'll throw a quick loop on a little ol'  skunk

They may swear off likker an' drink from the lake

But ropins one habit they just can't forsake

The trouble they claim ain't in fillin your noose

It's figgerin'  how to turn some critters loose.

Rules for Ridin

The Best way to stay on a bronc ain't no riddle.

Keep a leg down each side and your mind in the middle.

Most cowpokes will tell you that here is a truth

You might as well learn in the days of your youth

To be a cowpuncher you'll never learn how

unless you are part near as smart as the cow

A Cowboy Toast

May you never loose a stirrup

May you never waste a loop

May your can stay full of syrup

An your gizzard full of Whoop